No Rock And Roll Fun

GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?: Oh shit, no sooner had we (and, it seems, the entire electronic world) raided the champagne closet to celebrate the end of Creed that Creed have reunited: the non-Scott Stapp members have formed a new band which they insist isn't just Creed without Scott Stapp, despite being, erm, Creed without Scott Stapp. The name to avoid is Alter Bridge. Write that down somewhere prominent, so you don't end up going to their gigs by accident.

Worse, Stapp is hooking up with The Tea Party to record a solo album. (Yes, we know that that doesn't quite make any sense). It's like when you cut an earthworm in half and get two worms, only without the possibility of being saved by a hungry blackbird.