No Rock And Roll Fun

HAZELWOOD, IZZARD, COCKER AND MORCHEEBA: The new Lee Hazelwood album is going to be called Cake or Death because Hazelwood loves Eddie Izzard; featuring collaborations with Jarvis Cocker and Morcheeba ("We'll try everything the young people come up with but they forget that I'm not a singer"), he says it might be his last, what with him being 75 and all. Which is only a year younger than the queen.