Thursday, June 10, 2004

THE KING OF WINES: In the never-ending crazy world of rock merchandising, everything is possible - damn, you can even get a plastic toy that looks like Fred Durst which makes angry poses. But who would have thought that Elvis Presley would become a wine, just like Jesus? We're not quite sure why they're Elvis wines, because they're 2002 and 2001 vintages - i.e. long after he picked up the Racing Post and said "Just off for a dump, guys" for the very last time; they come from California and not Memphis and they're made from fruit rather than lard. But, hey, they're official, so they must be Elvis somehow.

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