No Rock And Roll Fun

PAGING MS LANCASTER... WOULD MS LANCASTER PLEASE REPORT TO THE GIFT WRAPPING ROOM?: No matter how you try and defend it, there's something just wrong about having a public address system installed in your home, as Rod Stewart apparently has. Ananova say it's a Tannoy, but we have no way of confirming if the speakers are actually manufactured by that brand. But Rod, if you want to know where Penny is, why not go the whole hog and have her wear an ankle monitor?



Course, we suspect that it's just Rod trying to live out his railway fantasies - he's even taken to dressing like the Fat Controller.