No Rock And Roll Fun

SEE MY EYES, THEY ARE BRIGHT TONIGHT: We're a little bit bemused as to why, if you've got James Brown booked for an event, you'd make Will Young a headline act over him, but that's what appears to have happened for the free concert to welcome the Olympic Torch. We're not even sure we can bear to think about a nation that is holding a pop concert to mark the passing through of some fire on its way elsewhere.