Tuesday, July 20, 2004

I WON'T SHOW MY HOLE AGAIN: We're not entirely sure who it is offering Kerry McFadden thousands of pounds to pose naked for a calendar, but we're thinking of getting up a petition. We've all seen Kerry's porn pictures from back before she was bright orange, and even with skin the colour of skin it wasn't a pretty sight. Not that we should worry too much, though, as Kerry's turning down the offer:

"I can't do those sort of shots now I'm a married mother of two. It wouldn't seem right."

We understand, Kerry. Stretchmarks, right?

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