No Rock And Roll Fun

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT: Here they come, pitching for the Christmas market, the old geezers and rough diamonds hoping that their compilations might make it in to a parent's stocking. Phil Collins is striking out early with Love Songs, a frankly puzzling collection of live stuff, rarities and "his best ballads" - presumably the ballads are there to provide "songs people have heard of" and actually shift the otherwise afficiando-only double pack. We were going to try and use the name of the record as the basis for a crap You Can't Hurry Love Songs pun, but, frankly, Phil Collins isn't worth the effort.