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HEADLINE OF THE DAY: Britney Spears releases smell. Which is about her perfume of course. The promotion of which won't be hurt by her shock and awe sudden attack wedding



MSNBC have calculated if she continues to hold weddings at the same rate, she'll have been married 39 times by her 50th birthday. Apparently, she was wearing a strapless white dress by Monique L'Huillier, although it's not recorded if she said "I do, like, really, this time. Smell my breath. See? I mean it."



The other details: pink and white roses, Kevin Federline wore a custom-made tuxedo and managed to get through the evening without asking when he gets his half, and apparently there were about thirty people there to witness the event.