No Rock And Roll Fun

EXCUSE ME, I'M ABOUT TO COVER MY EYEBALLS WITH HAZLENUT SPREAD AND SEE IF I CAN FIND SOME HUNGRY SQUIRRELS: We know that Robbie Williams doesn't have an original idea in his noggin, but if he must clone Madonna, couldn't he just make a shit film instead of getting his clothes off and doing a version of the sex book. My eyes, my beautiful eyes.