Tuesday, November 23, 2004

EMINEM NEARLY GOES LIKE ELVIS: At the MTV EMAs, Eminem went backstage to do some cubicle business. Unfortunately, one of his minders decided that it would also be a good time to have a visit to the toilet. The minder was big. The cubicle was small. And, in the inevitable working through of the rules of physics, Eminem's stall collapsed on top of him. Imagine if it had killed him: the future would be snickering Trivial Pursuit questions and disrespectful sketches and people yelling "What are you doing in there - throwing an Eminem?"