Wednesday, November 10, 2004

"WEALTH OVERRATED" INSISTS RICH WOMAN: The next trite homily being knocked out in an afternoon by Madonna is going to be called Lotsa De Casha, about a rich greyhound who realises that money isn't everything. (Lotsa De Casha - do you know, i think there might be a clue in the name there...) Clearly, the high price of Madonna's childrens books (as much as thirteen quid for a picture book) has been chosen to ensure that the little people are able to relieve themselves of as much money as possible, so that they don't feel that terrible hollow feeling only the rich can possibly understand.