No Rock And Roll Fun

GIFTED: It's the time of year when Music Choice knock together a survey about music, and this year they're warning people that dodgy CDs will get a bloke dumped. The survey warns men that a small square packet containing the following artists will result in being binned off:

Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Phil Collins, Wet Wet Wet

Which makes sense. On the other hand, these are deemed to be bands who will delight a lady and keep you inside her tender embrace:

Damian Rice, Robbie Williams, Joss Stone, Westlife, Usher, Elton John

On the other hand, if our partner expressed a desire to own a Westlife CD, we'd be hugely unlikely to even bother going Christmas shopping for them.