Thursday, January 20, 2005

THE DAVE MATTHEWS POOP STORY - DEVELOPMENT: You'll recall late last year people on a boat trip in Chicago had their pleasure ruined when a large pile of crap was dumped onto them from, it's alleged, the Dave Matthews Band tour bus? Well, the driver of said bus, Stefan Wohl turned himself in to the cops and has been chaged with reckless conduct and discharging contaminates to cause water pollution.

In a way, it's probably a good job the effluent hit a boat - otherwise, the Matthews turds would have just disappeared into the Chicago and nobody would have been any the wiser. And god alone knows what that would have done to the fish.