Thursday, January 20, 2005

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?: Nice to see that McFadden and Fathead's publicity sleigh is now so happily skeetering along that they're about to include a nasty, grasping custody battle for the children as a way of keeping Kerry Katona and Brian McFadden on the cover of OK for as long as possible.

The Mirror article linked above includes, perhaps, the most desperately sad line ever published in the English-language:

Kerry knocked back cocktails at the weekend after hitting the hotspots of her hometown of Warrington, Cheshire.

Blimey. Mr. Smiths and the Yates', then?