Thursday, February 17, 2005

CALL-LO-US: Health is a strange beast, isn't it? One minute, you're taking bows at the end of your big fashion show, the next, you're pulling your European tour due to a mystery illness. But what exactly is wrong with J-Lo? Some suggest that she's not able to fly because she's in that tricky old first trimester; on the other hand, since the vacuous twat was trimming her "fashion" with mink and fox, perhaps her illness has more to do with avoiding coming into contact with people who have left the Middle Ages behind them.