Friday, February 25, 2005

PAMELA. PARIS. DURST: Clearly, there is now evidence that, yes, you'd have to be stupid and desperate to leak yourself having sex onto the web. The people in charge of the internet are considering closing this weekend to remove all traces of the Fred Durst sex tape from the network. "It's an extreme measure, but we think it's worth it."

Seven busloads of web users have already been hsopitalised with defiled eyes after viewing the tape.