Monday, March 14, 2005


We're trying hard to shed a tear for Britney, who's having trouble selling one of her homes: she's dropped the price on her New York apartment to two and three quarter million quid after she had no interest from serious buyers. This is a bizarre repeat of her marriage, where she dropped her expectations to Kevin Federline's level, after getting no interest from serious men.

Surely someone at Channel 5 is pitching a Celebrity House Doctor special? Surely?