Tuesday, May 10, 2005


Renee Zellweger has finally gotten herself a country singer, getting married to Kenny Chesney (we're betting she doesn't use Renee Chesney as her everyday name; it sounds like a jam-making mishap). The pair met while answering phones at a tsunami benefit. Although not quite Gary Numan marrying a fan levels of weirdness, it does come close:

According to Country Weekly magazine, Chesney long ago named Zellweger as his favorite actress and was inspired to write his 1999 hit "You Had Me From Hello" after seeing her in "Jerry Maguire."

Something that many stalkers and obsessives will take comfort from, although there always will be that disturbing "I bet he was wanking over me before we even met" ghost hanging over the marriage.

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