Tuesday, May 17, 2005


In their first joint TV interview, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had a talk with Ellen on her daytime chat show. You know the one, the one which kicked Sharon Osbourne's threadbare effort, then kicked it some more, dragged it round the backyard, pushed its head down the toilet and then kicked it just the once more. Ellen gave the pair of them a pram with a DVD player in, because, of course, money will be a bit of a struggle for the Federlines:

Actually, when we say the two of them had a talk, Britney talked - Kevin just sort of grunted:

"I'm just happy with who I'm with. I love her and everything else is whatever."

What a great loss to the debating society young Kevin was.