Wednesday, July 20, 2005

MY LIFE IN MOVIES

Are we still beleiving that Pete is off the drugs? In which case, Doherty's announcement that he intends to star in a film of his own life can't be put down to coke-inflation, can it? Apparently, Pete believes that the media paints him as a tragic figure (we wonder why?) and he thinks that making a film all about himself and how great he is and everything will be a chance to "reconnect with his audience." We really hope that's a phrase that's lost something in translation, as we can take him as crack-smoking, lyric-forgetting, friend-burglarising, self-aggrandising fop, but if he's started to talk about himself as if he was a brand of processed cheese, it's really over.