Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Poor the Madonna - while she was riding a horse around the chunk of the British countryside she recently had maps redrawn to keep the plebs off, the horse decided it didn't want to be ridden. The upshot? Madonna goes flying, and wound up in hospital with broken ribs, collarbone and hand.

We're a little surprised that Madonna felt the need to go to a hospital - surely all she needed was a little swig of her special Kabbalah water, and maybe just a couple of extra pieces of red string?