Monday, September 26, 2005

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD CLUNK, CLICK EVERY TRIP

Everytime someone gets thrown through a windscreen, a light goes on in Jimmy Saville's house to alert him that his work pushing seatbelt safety has been ignored again.

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Last week, Saville's Light of Disappointment came on as largely-forgotten soul singer D'Angelo came to grief in his Hummer. You might be a little puzzled as to why a former pop star needs to drive on the main roads in a vehicle designed for driving over conquered nations, and so are we; maybe it was a desire to be off tarmac on the part of the army vehicle that led it to leave the road, crash into a fence and catapult D'Angelo, unrestrained by a seatbelt, into a field.


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