Saturday, December 17, 2005

ASHLEE SIMPSON COLLAPSES

While it's not entirely unusual for Ashlee Simpson to cave in during a show, she doesn't normally do so physically. Just after a performance for MTV Japan, Simpson fell into a useless heap in a lift. Everyone's keeping tight-lipped over what happened at the moment, the sort of gap which allows ill-informed speculation to grow.

Japan? That's sort-of near China. They had bird flu there. OMG ASHLEE SIMPSON HAS GOT BIRDFLU!

See?