Monday, February 06, 2006


We're not certain, but we believe the plans to make a Marvin Gaye biopic were agreed by mistake: the backers for the movie were only half listening to the pitch and thought "well, gay cowboys is doing great business, why not gay singers, eh?"

Imaginatively, the movie is going to be called Sexual Healing, and Law and Order regular Jesse L Martin will probably be attempting to act as if he had a heart that's like an oven.

Director Lauren Goodman says,"More than just being the voice of a generation, Marvin Gaye proved to be its very heartbeat."

Eh? What does that mean?

We don't want to spoil it, but he dies in the end. Oh, and his father did it.


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