Monday, July 10, 2006


The last place you'd have expected a story announcing Madonna's apparent intention to ditch kabbalah would be the Independent on Sunday, but it seemed convinced. The paper claimed that she had got tired of pumping millions into a bottomless pit that stopped her kids from celebrating Christmas and "strained" relations with Guy. All of which sounds plausible, although having made out massive cheques for eight years it would seem odd that suddenly she thought "that's enough." Maybe she was balancing her chequebook between gigs and worked out what she was spending on bottled water and string.

However, one of her hordes of spokespeople has said they've not heard she has any such plans.

[Thanks to Karl T for the tip]