IN PURSUIT OF JAMES MORRISON

How to explain James Morrison's stalkers? The 3AM Girls take them as a sign that he's hit the big time, but there are other possibilities:

1. They think he's James Blunt
2. They think he's Jim Morrison
4. They think he's Wm Morrison and are attempting to return a faulty marketplace pie
5. Anyone can get a stalker these days, we blame the internet
6. Cynthia Plastercaster just needs one more for a full set
7. Like Japanese fighters after World War II, there are still Child Support Agency staff out there not knowing the battle is over
8. Fathers for Justice have really scaled back operations
9. There are no stalkers, are there, James, just like there was no voice telling you to eat the last biscuits
10. Anglian Home Improvements are that restless in pursuit of the sale of a new conservatory

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