Wednesday, September 20, 2006

At least it wasn't the dolls

How do you show your support for the troops in Iraq? Besides, say, trying to get them brought home while some of them are still in one piece?

If you're Kiss, you show your support by sending them bags and bags of coffee. Thereby serving two purposes - one, nailing your colours very clearly to the GOP's mast by helping underwrite the Neocon adventure on the Euphrates; two - much more importantly - you get some cheap publicity for Kiss brand coffee.

Look, we don't know why Kiss make coffee; we can't imagine who would buy such a product anyway. Unless, maybe, the store was out of AC/DC Chicory extract.

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