Saturday, November 18, 2006

I think we're nine stone now

We're not entirely sure the US network have got the point of Celebrity Fit Club - it's meant, of course, to be Fat Club, only with a letter changed to protect the fragile egos of the slightly overweight celebs. But the American line-up for the next season includes Tiffany and Warren G - neither of whom have exactly let themselves go; indeed, we understand from Playboy "required very little airbrushing" when she spread herself over its centres not so long ago.