Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Footballers attempt to drown Paolo Nutini

We're not quite sure why Paolo Nutini was sneaking down into the Celtic dressing rooms in the first place, full of sweaty, athletic men cleaning themselves off. But when they found him there, the footballers asked him to sing (or perhaps, to stop singing) and, when he refused, Nutini was thrown in the bath.

What shall we do with him?
Chuck him in the pool

It does seem, though, they forgot the bit about filling his pockets with heavy stones first.