Monday, December 10, 2007

Gordon in the morning

Oddly, Saturday's "report" that was little more than an advert for Jordan's slow-moving 2008 calendar remains prominent on the Bizarre website this morning - 4th story, in fact.

But Gordon also finds room for the "news" that Kylie Minogue has danced a bit on German TV. She kicked her leg in the air, which gives all the excuse needed for the weak headline:

Kylie pinogue wows crowds

Mind you, considering the best the front page can manage this morning is pinching the week-old, weak, old Daily Mirror Canoe/Can you not-quite-pun, this makes Gordon look like The Guardian crossword.