Thursday, July 24, 2008

Cameron wobbles

Poor old David Cameron - not only has someone stolen his bike (perhaps it was a student prank, the sort of young person's indiscretion we should turn a blind eye too; or maybe it was a young person pinched it, in which case we must act now) - but The Times diary records that his attempts to woo the urban scene still have some work required:

In a summit with New Statesman , the top artiste Goldie says: “If David Cameron puts his hand out to youth, he’s going to get it bitten off. Guaranteed. I think he’s bullshitting.”

Or Bullingdonclubshitting, anyway. Mind you, Dave might wonder if Goldie really counts as the "top artist" the Times has billed him as - although, as a representative of that key 'people who have had a couple of hits and been in EastEnders' demographic, we're sure he speaks for Wendy Richard and Nick Berry.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does this guy know about "youth"? he's 42 for christsake

Anonymous said...

Don't forget his unforgettable role in Celebrity Big Brother, where he cemented his down-with-the-kids status by, erm, smiling politely as Anne Diamond complimented him on his teeth before fading into the background until he was evicted. Or left. Or won. Or did something else unforgettable.

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