Gordon in the morning: Pitching for Richard Keys' empty seat

For some unfathomable reason, Gordon is leading Bizarre today with a big splash about how old Ryan Giggs feels.

Now, I know sometimes footballers go to nightclubs and shade into showbusiness and crime reporter's patches, but this is just a sports story. What's it doing on Bizarre? Is it a bit like the time The Motorcycle Boy turned up on the cover of the NME as frantic activity took place behind the scenes to keep the ship afloat?