Weller rained off

Nothing can stop The Weller.

Except heavy rain at Jodrell Bank, which has meant his Cheshire gig has been axed:

In a statement, event director Jon Drape said: "Due to a month's rainfall in 24 hours across the North West the site is now unfit to accommodate the show. Despite the best efforts of our site crew and subcontractors overnight the main event arena and car parks we are unable to deliver the concert safely."

In other news, God, was spotted wandering around Cheshire muttering "if there's no role for Mick, let's hope Weller can float." Witnesses claim God was wearing a Merton Parkas t-shirt at the time.