Bieber: How will that help?

Having kept kids up late last night, E! reports on how Justin Bieber will say sorry:

Justin Bieber Will Perform 30 Minutes Early at Next Show to Make Up for Lateness, Concert Venue Rep Says

How does that help, exactly? If you missed your last train, or had to leave before the concert finished, last night, in what way does knowing that if you'd gone the next night he'd have had a more reasonable schedule make it up to you?

It's like not kicking your new dog, in the hope that somehow will make your old dog feel better.

Coming tomorrow: 'Early Bieber gig meant young fans distraught at missing first half hour'.