No Rock And Roll Fun

J-LO TO GO?: Now, while we think some of Jennifer Lopez's stuff is pretty fine pop, a combination of a never-ending desire to remix herself and layer lo-quality rap over her songs, a huge element of Diva behaviour and the residual Mariah Careyness of her general demeanour, we're aware that its only a matter of time before she becomes just another Whitney Houston. Which is why her announcement that she'd be prepared to give up her career for children is encouraging. Like a modern day Blue Peter, we'd be happy to collect any unwanted children you might have laying around, parcel them up and send them on to the woman who does, indeed, call herself "The J-Lo." We reckon if we can manage a couple of dozen children, she might stop working altogether. C'mon, do it for J-Lo.