No Rock And Roll Fun

LOOK! OVER HERE! WE'RE LESBIANS: Tatu have tried to talk up an audience for their UK shows by trying to pretend that they're going to be so dirty onstage people are going to be upset by them ("defended their raunchy stage show") on Radio One. Missing the point wonderfully, they seem to think people's problem with them is because they're (apparently) lesbians - "it's nothing strange" they trill. No, girls, what people have the problem with is the tawdry way your boss makes you turn lesbianism into a cock-squishing pantomime of school skirts and panting. Still, if next time you try adding "we just stand under buckets of cold water in white shirts", you might manage to at least fill the first forty rows...