No Rock And Roll Fun

THE WOMAN IS INSATIABLE: Someone should have thought while they were banning her from pinching pretty things and added a clause insisting that Winona stops dating every bloody rock star in the entire world. But we missed our chance, and now... she's moved on to Conor Oberst. I'm imagining that as part of the 'breaking america' clause in his EMI contract, the label guaranteed that by the end of tax year 2003, Robbie Williams would at least have had Winona clutch his crotch while pinching her own nipple. [Finders fee: Ms Becky Bamboo].