Tuesday, July 08, 2003

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF GOD BEING GOOD, VENGEFUL: Ted Nugent forced to run away... by fungus. Turns out that nature - presumably sick of having itself blasted to pieces by Ted - has hit back by destroying his home with various moulds. Now, we've not seen all of the current How Clean Is Your House series, but if they're looking for a celebrity version, there might be the show right there. Not quite as good as our first plan - a load of Moose gotten drunk, given guns and pointed in Nugent's direction - but it'll do.

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