No Rock And Roll Fun

ROSS SEEMINGLY DETERMINED TO DRAG OUT THE AGONY: Diana Ross is keen to find a new judge for her trial - we're not sure she's quite understood the way the legal system works; nor are we sure what she's looking for - one who has a love of showtunes and can demonstrate his sympathy to Liza Minelli, perhaps? A judge with a few Gloria Gaynor records? Mind you, she's also complained that the police who breath-tested her were acting in a demanding fashion - commanding, even. Police telling people what to do, you say? Perhaps her defence should be that she only visits our planet from time to time and can't be expected to understand our strange ways.