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ANASTACIA: NO PATENT FOR CANCER: Obviously, we're not so cold hearted here that we're not genuinely delighted that Anastacia beat cancer - although we'd have been even more pleased if she'd taken the chance to think about a career change, or just bought some decent glasses. But goodwill is like petrol, and evaporates very quickly. So, when we see her trying to claims that Samantha's breast cancer in Sex and the City was "based on" her story, we find ourselves grinding our teeth. Because, of course, Anas, you're the only person in the world who's ever had breast cancer. And you know what else? You know that kid in Seaview? I think they pinched the idea for his stupid spectacles from you.