No Rock And Roll Fun

MORE AND MORE COMPLICATED: Dear Avril, Yesterday you were quoted in an interview saying how if you were going to swap images with someone, it would be Jessica Simpson, right? And so, Jessica Simpson must be square with you. Britney, we know, isn't, because she dresses like you "should only dress for your boyfriend."

So, Avril, how come Jessica is an acceptable role model while Britney isn't? Why is dressing like this:



for an awards show okay with you, when dressing like this:



for a stage show isn't? We're very confused.