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JACKSON CLEARED. A LITTLE: One of the nasty hanging nails on Jacko's back, the bloke who popped up claiming he'd just remembered being abused by Michael Jackson back in the 80s, has been pulled from Michael's paw; LA Police couldn't find anything to make further investigation of the claims worthwhile. It's unclear if, on being told the news, the accuser said "no... wait... maybe it was Paul Reubens... or that Portuegese TV presenter guy...", or if we just dreamed that bit. That leaves Jackson with the slightly more solid charges facing him but, hey, every step forward, eh?