No Rock And Roll Fun

WATCH THE BORDERS: The brave men and women at the airports and seaports of our mighty nations have hard enough jobs as it is, what with the staring blankly at TV monitors and making people take their shoes off on the off-chance they might have some bombs in them. Now, popstars seem to be conspiring to make it worse for them. First of all, Brian Teasley of the Polyphonic Spree caused spasms in Dallas Fort Worth Airport when his microphone was mistaken for a bomb of some sort; then, you've got Franz Ferdinand attempting to smuggle citrus fruits into New Zealand. The Franzes were fined two hundred bucks.