No Rock And Roll Fun

WELL DONE, NELLY: While the idea of the insufferably rich Nelly using some of his cash to fund a scholarship programme, any positive effect this may have had surely has to be undone by the stupid title he's given the scheme: Positive Intellectual Motivated Persons. Or the PIMP scheme. Why not go the whole hog and call is Seeking Knowledge And Nurturing Knowing Young High Obtainers?