Thursday, February 24, 2005

IS THERE ANYONE ON BOARD WHO CAN FLY THE PLANE, DIDN'T HAVE THE FISH AND ISN'T A SKANKY CRACK WHORE?: Poor Whitney Houston was flying across the Atlantic when she became ill with food poisoning, and had to bne rushed to a hospital in Paris as soon as she arrived. Whitney was "very" ill:

"Whitney Houston was rushed to a hospital in Paris because of severe vomiting. She was sick on the aircraft," Houston's Los Angeles-based publicist, Nancy Seltzer, told the Associated Press. "She is doing well. She has gastroenteritis."

For most people, having gastroenteritis might not be considered "doing well", but after the long-term 'problems' Whitney's team have had to deal with, a genuine bout of non self-inflicted trouble probably is a good one.