Wednesday, March 23, 2005

FAR FROM HEAVEN

Perhaps the greatest understatement in recorded human history: Ozzy Osbourne says his marriage to Sharon "isn't perfect".

No, Ozzy. You tried to strangle her, didn't you? That's pretty much enough to make it count as not perfect right there.

Added to which: it's got Sharon Osbourne involved in it. That's going to be a pretty huge stumbling block in attempts to achieve perfection.


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