Sunday, March 20, 2005

NOTE TO BRIAN: DELETE 'DELTA', INSERT 'ANYTHING'

Apparently Osmond-Chipmunk crossbreed Brian McFadden has been warned to not write any more songs about Delta Goodrem in case it harms his career. In one of the biggest PR disasters of recent times - oh, alright, since The Hamiltons, then - Brian and Delta's attempts to give each other a shoe-up by pretending that they give each a gee-up has blown up as The Sort Of People Who Care are more outraged by his not living like a monk after the collapse of his marriage to Kerry Katona, former topless model and something or other. TV presenter of some sort, was it? Now, it's looking like Brian is going to have to stop doing lovesongs altogether - which leaves an enormous question: what the hell is he going to sing about instead? The World Bank? Biomechanics?


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