Monday, May 09, 2005

BRITNEY RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

Britney underwent a pregnancy scare at the weekend when nothing was written about her being up the duff for almost 48 hours. A quick bout of stomach cramps and things were back to normal.

"Our monitors picked up no signs of coverage for nearly two days, and it's usual under those circumstances to bring the mother in for a quick once-over by the papparazi," explained a career doctor. "In this case it turned out there was nothing to worry about - the papers picked up the story within an hour and we were able to arrange an early release for those that missed it."


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