Tuesday, May 24, 2005

FERRY TRIALS

The one-man proof that wit, charm and intelligence aren't hereditary, Otis Ferry, is on trial with his chinless chums over the time they bumbled in to the House of Commons chamber. The prosecution claim that their break-in followed "substantial planning", which makes it all the more bemusing that when the hoorays made it on to the floor of the Commons they didn't have a single thing to say other than making some noises.

The case continues.