Friday, May 27, 2005

KIM WILDE WINS

Well done, former 80s pop star hero Kim Wilde - she's picked up a gold medal for her new career; the one designing gardens rather than the one flogging cheap vitamins. She's all aglow with her Chelsea Flower Show prize:

"I'm absolutely delighted with my achievement. I visit Chelsea Flower Show every year and it really is a dream come true for me to have won gold for my first show garden here."

Alan Titchmarsh is rumoured to be planning a counterstike by releasing a single.